ELEPHANT STEW

                                                                ELEPHANT STEW
                                                     {I THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE}



1 ELEPHANT
BOWLS OF GRAVY {LOTS OF IT}
SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE
2 RABBITS


CUT ELEPHANT  INTO BIT SIZE PIECES. THIS WILL TAKE ABOUT 2 MONTHS. ADD ENOUGH BROWN GRAVY TO COVER IT. COOK OVER KEROSCENE FIRE FOR ABOUT 4 WEEKS. THIS WILL SERVE ABOUT 3,800 PEOPLE. IF MORE ARE EXPECTED, THE 2 RABBITS MAY BE ADDED. DO THIS ONLY IF NECESSARY AS MOST PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE TO FIND HARE IN THEIR STEW.